Aug 20

a little amusement to keep me entertained while I'm by myself:

I'm finally clean and smelling nice after a shower and am ready for bed. I climb in and look up to see a spider inside my mosquito net...AGAIN...how am I going to get it out, kill it, confirm it's death without making it fall somewhere in my bed where it's sure to get lost? What can I use? TP is ration-worthy so that's out of the question. Maybe a shirt? ah! my journal. Yes, get it on the page, slam it shut to make sure squishage happens.......success!
But now I've worked up a sweat again...

I'm walking along the path at night and I see a large dark something on the ground. My heart skips a beat - is it a tarantula? a frog the size of a small dog? Nope it's just a pile of donkey crap...

If only people really knew I was listening to Smells Like Teen Spirit in my earphones while I cleaned the kitchen and not praise songs...